Crew
The Interstellar Saga of Star Sweat
Captain
Mark Ragno
A visionary entrepreneur from the future, Captain Mark has led countless startups across the galaxy. Partnering with Ltnt. Jacob and a mad scientist to develop Elemental Water, a revolutionary formula more potent than traditional hydrogen water. With fearless creativity and stellar branding skills, he’s returned to the present to bring humanity the ultimate hydration.
Lieutenant
Jacob Gentile
Lieutenant Jacob, with his background in acting and diverse professional experiences, brings charisma and strategic vision. He discovered the limitations of old-tech hydrogen water and set out on a mission to create a more powerful, convenient solution.
The Spark of Inspiration
During a visit to Jacob’s mom, a sip of her cool but weird hydrogen water sparked a realization. While hydrogen water’s benefits were there, its convenience wasn’t. This led to the partnership with Captain Mark and the creation of Elemental Water—an almost magical elixir that unlocks the max potential of hydrogen water.
The Launch of Star Sweat
Within months, Star Sweat emerged as the first Elemental Water—far superior to hydrogen water. The patent-pending formula, infused with hydrogen, gold, and platinum, is the most potent antioxidant elixir known to the galaxy.
Mission
At Star Sweat, our mission transcends time: to blend cosmic wonders with pioneering hydration technology. Our patent-pending Elemental Water is designed to rejuvenate cells, neutralize free radicals, and slow aging. We are here from the future, offering all people in the known galaxy the secret to an insanely youthful, vibrant life.
